What alpacas discuss when no one is around.

"Of course I told him to take just a little off the top and tidy up the sides."

 "Do you think he was listening?" "He told me I was beyond hope and needed a $40.00 conditioning treatment."

"Honey, I don't think a conditioning treatment will work at this point."

"Stuff and nonsense.  Inner beauty is what you must strive for.  Remember serene, calm, poised.  It's all in how you hold your head dears."

"Girls, girls, come check this out."

"Here comes that crazy broad, filling up her truck again."  "I wonder where she gets her hair done, it looks worse than yours Elsy."

Conclusion:  Shoveling 6 truck loads of manure in windy weather is not for the faint of heart and bound to create a bad hair day, but isn't that why they invented hats?

Until then, keep stitchin' . . .