. . . . to reinstate jobs in America.

After 2 hours of trying to get my DSL line to work last night and a THIRTY-MINUTE phone call to another country that should have taken FIVE MINUTES, I hereby proclaim loudly and with great exclamation,
"LET'S BRING JOBS BACK TO AMERICA" by refusing adamantly, profusely, and succinctly, to talk with a service person outside of the United States.
Just so you know, I had to ask the Verizon operator THREE TIMES to put me through to someone speaking American English. I finally got the manager who could barely do so. Next time I will stay on the line until I'm speaking to an American.
I've found that the best way to do this is to keep repeating the phrase, "I need to speak to an American in the United States." Don't say anything else, just that phrase, until finally, you do.
Ok, I'm getting off of my soapbox now. I feel better. Thanks for listening.
God Bless America!