Central Command, this is Capt. Houston, come in please.

Go ahead Houston, this is Central Command Station 419 whiskey beta alpha thalassemia.

Central Command, we have a problem.  It seems Part # A527 J691 rolling riveter has become disassembled from Part # B482 K999 rolling parameter.  And as you know the rolling parameter supports substation C817 KKK.

Did you say "problem" Capt. Houston?

Aye Sir.

You realize Captain that we do NOT accept problems.  You've read the sign, "All problems, complaints, trivialities, inconsistencies, or occurrences are to be attended to by Private First Class Dollster."

I'm afraid PFC Dollster is incapacitated sir.

Has she been into the chewies again Capt. Houston?

I'm afraid so sir.

And overindulged in kibble with ham bits?

That is correct sir.

(Very big sigh.)

Well I'm afraid Capt. Houston that  substation C817 KKK will need to be totally emptied, removed from the rolling parameter, so you can re-apply the rolling riveter.

TOTALLY emptied sir?

Uh huh.

Every single piece sir?

You've got it.

And Capt. Houston . . . .

Yes sir?

Tell PFC Dollster, she's been demoted and for heaven's sake to lay off the chewies.

Aye aye sir.  Over and out.