Monday, June 7, 2010

Dolly gets a middle name

Evidently any and all cardboard/paper has been allocated Public Enemy #1. If it comes onto the premises it will be destroyed without remorse. Paper cups are okay so long as they contain a vanilla frosty from Wendy's.

I can only surmise that aliens are hiding amongst the plastic plant containers and buckets, as they have been declared public enemy #2. No matter if there are lovely impatients growing therein, Dolly, whose middle name is now "Hu-mee", will promptly seek and destroy.

Rest assured, the variety of rubber balls, chewies, and toys is abundant. Perhaps her former life included training by the Secret Service. Obviously, she's on a mission and will not stop until all invisible life forms are annihilated.

Stay tuned for more Dolly / Hu-mee adventure stories.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

She's so cute. I want one too.

Terry said...

But she has such a sweet and innocent face! Maybe that's all just part of her master plan! LOL

Quilts And Pieces said...

Oh she is sooo adorable! But I have to admit, when we got Chloe she never once chewed on anything she shouldn't so we had it kind of easy!